the unicorn
the unicorn by damn justin August 20, 2008
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touching the unicorn
To reach a state of devine inebriation.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
touching the unicorn by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011
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Asphyxiate the Unicorn
Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.
Asphyxiate the Unicorn by UrbanD1CKtionary February 21, 2011
The Unicorn Bop
The Unicorn Bop is when you place a dildo atop your forehead to where it is secured, and then proceed to headbop with the dildo aimed either at someone's vagina or anal cavity, which thusly results in the dildo being thrusted in and out as if it would during actual sex.
"Ayo, last night was lit!"
"That's right, The Unicorn Bop we did last night was actually very awesome!"
"That's right, The Unicorn Bop we did last night was actually very awesome!"
The Unicorn Bop by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 14, 2023
Stash the Unicorn
A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
Stash the Unicorn by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015
Kiss the Unicorn
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
Kiss the Unicorn by Reece Duval December 26, 2019