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keep the change

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Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.
Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
keep the change by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008
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Keep the change

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When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.
Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.
Keep the change by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011
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keep the dog off the half pipe 

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Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right
keep the dog off the half pipe by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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keep the barrel side out 

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To play down an argument within your peer group and instead focus on the enemy, dealing with the problem later.
“Let’s keep the barrel side out, fight the enemy; not each other.”
keep the barrel side out by IUseThe725 November 13, 2020
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Keep the change

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When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.
“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”
Keep the change by crynne December 28, 2020
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keep the equilibrium 

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Usually appears on YouTube videos (in the annotations) or wherever both "liking" and "disliking" is possible.
A request from the author to keep the number of likes and dislikes even. Possibly a Fuck You! to the Like System.
__________________________
l Keep the equilibrium, bitches! l
__________________________

475 Likes 501 Dislikes

"I said KEEP IT."

556 Likes 556 Dislikes
keep the equilibrium by LovetteCher August 6, 2011
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