Drop the Deuce 

A parallel parking maneuver that involves only two moves:

1. Backing the car into the spot
2. Pulling forward to straighten the tires.

It is a move perfected only by those that are forced to navigate the rough and tumble cities where parallel parking is a way of life.

It was a pretty tight spot, but I was able to drop the deuce!

Drop the Deuce by Riden Dirty May 28, 2011

What the [deuce]? 

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

What the [deuce]? by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

chunk the deuce 

later

im leavin yo, chunk deuce.

chunk the deuce by kt July 20, 2003

what the deuce 

A saying from Stewie in Family Guy

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen

what the deuce by JDZITS December 29, 2007

What the deuce? 

Similar to "What the hell?" or "What's going on?"

"Dude, I haven't heard from you in three weeks. What the deuce?"

What the deuce? by Kaylie Klopf April 28, 2005

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck 

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

flash the deuce

To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.

Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."

flash the deuce by Nicholas D June 17, 2008