The Archives 

A noun used to describe any type of item that someone brings out that has not been seen or heard of in a long ass time. So when it's brought out it shocks everybody.

example1
J: Yo, look at these sneakers I'm rockin' tell me they're not sick.

D: Damn! where'd you find the Jordan 11's

J: They were in the archives dawg.

example2

D: Yo let's find an old ass instrumental to rap on.
J: Which one?

D: I don't know check the archives we'll find somethin.

The Archives by thetrustee May 29, 2009

the archer school 

an exclusive girls school on sunset blvd. Its a school with rich girls and who have celebrity parents. The girls are hott and usually pretty slutty. They wear ridiculously short skirts with their designer handbags

boy: "dude where are the hott, rich, sluty chicks??"
boy #2: " at the archer school on sunset. Full of hott skanky babes"

the archer school by rexk October 7, 2007

kill the archduke 

1. Starting shit.
2. A reference to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, the anecdotal cause of World War 1.

Matt: But I don't know if I want to do it. It will make a lot of people mad.
Andrew: Just do it. Kill the archduke.
Matt: I highly respect your opinion and will do as you wish.

kill the archduke by SOSILF October 8, 2009

Behold The Architect 

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT

Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

Behold The Architect by Southern NH guy July 2, 2008

the arches

McDonalds; Mickey D's

Joe: Where can I get some nasty food served to me by a 30 year old retarded guy?

Juan Pablo: the arches

Joe: You're right, let's go.

the arches by funkyfingers22 June 26, 2008

The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel 

The Peaceful Italian Mafia located in several different towns and cities that are connected to the Catholic Church. They like to various activities such as playing bocce, hold meetings, and eat lots of food.

"Did you go to The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel (Usually just said as Saint Michaels) Bocce Tournament last week?"

The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel by Infinite Bread November 13, 2017

The Archer 

Hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. If you get them in the eye, BULLSEYE!!!!! Pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! Your aim is as good as Robin Hood's!

"The other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so I suggested the archer. I hit a bullseye and she couldn't see for a whole week!"

The Archer by Jbizzleodizzleforshizzle July 20, 2008