boob taxidermy 

The art of stuffing and mounting the flabby, saggy breasts of females for display so that they appear lifelike.

Hey Debbie, didn't her boobs used to be flatter? I wonder if she had boob taxidermy.

boob taxidermy by LeKeb May 27, 2009

Tech Taxidermy 

Fake/demo electronics that are commonly found at displays for cell phones or music players at stores such as Wall-Mart, or anywhere where the customer base is believed to be stupid. Often made of cheaper plastic, with a little picture of what the real thing does stuck on to the screen.

"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."

Tech Taxidermy by firstkipchak April 18, 2010

taxed 

(British Origin) A chavy word which means stolen, or found.

"Arr mush, dat 50p iz taxed mush!"

taxed by will and jak July 12, 2003

Taxidermy Head 

When performing the art of oral sex and the receiver remains hard for an undeterminable length of time after ejaculation.

"Baby, that was so good ... I got taxidermy head ... again"

Taxidermy Head by masonhalley September 19, 2011

Toxied 

To be intoxicated, drunk, obliterated, fucked up, etc.

Damn dude, I'm so toxied I can't even see straight..

Toxied by RoyalFlyer August 18, 2013

raniaiesa taxidermy 

sketchy stuff boi

welcome to my raniaiesa taxidermy shop. would you like a taxidermy

raniaiesa taxidermy by raniaiesa June 24, 2019

taxed 

Amount of weed/coke/etc. confiscated for personal use when acquiring weed/coke/etc. for a friend or acquaintance, without their knowledge and prior to delivery. Tax percentage inflates or deflates depending on relationship with said friend or acquaintance. NOTE: Not to be confused with a Kick Down, where said friend or acquaintance rewards your action as middle man with a percentage of the weed/coke/etc..

Dude, I taxed that bag I scored for Karen, and then she kicked me down like another gram on top of that!

taxed by T O Double Dizzle June 7, 2007