smolling

Smolling is the verb for masturbating excessively until your cock is rotten.

My girlfriend left me because she caught me smolling.

smolling by randomlightskin December 17, 2014

swalling 

The act in which an employee gets a happy pill (good and plenty) from their mouth to their stomach per the firehouse owner

“Chew before swalling”

swalling by Employee September 29, 2018

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck 

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck by Matt W March 22, 2005

Swelling 

Showing off. Needs attention.

She's swelling for the crowds.

Swelling by Sweet Sam November 27, 2017

Swilling 

The act of laying on your stomach with your rear end in the air, relaxing your muscles, sucking air in through your butt hole and blowing it out again over and over in quick succession.

"Why are you Swilling again, that's gross!"

Swilling by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Jordan Swilling

Gay for baseball; is a stud

I am Jordan Swilling and I fucking love this shit.

Jordan Swilling by Jmanthebomb June 3, 2018

Beef Swellington 

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

Beef Swellington by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019