strap on 

(N.) A device used as a sex toy normally amongst homosexual couples (gay males and lesbian females). Basically, a latex or plastic penis-shaped dong that is used by connecting it to some sort of harness that straps around the waist. Hence the name. Used as if it were a part of the body.

Not to be confused with a DILDO or a VIBRATOR.

Also see STRAP.

We just went to the specialty store and bought a new strap on, it's great!

strap on by Lia'-Alida May 23, 2005

Strap-On Funnel 

A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.

Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.

Strap-On Funnel by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008

Strap on 

An object with a dildo attached to it and used for lesbian sex.

Rosemary has Funtime with a Strap on with a partner, while Erik Kaspar watched.

Strap on by Mr. Remkis April 25, 2014

strap-on dementia 

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

strap-on dementia by wmawnmo April 6, 2013

Organic strap on 

A penis. Often used by LGBT folks as a pleasant euphemism for their genitalia.

I was the only girl at the party with an organic strap on, yet I’m a hopeless bottom.

Organic strap on by JaiTheGai March 8, 2022

reverse strap on

The act of placing a strap on, on the ass.

I couldnt sit for an hour because I was doing the reverse strap on.

reverse strap on by Rbomb04 November 13, 2014

strap one on 

(For lesbians) To put on a strap-on dildo for either porking or packing purposes.

Hurry up and strap one on, bitch! I'm dying for a slam!
or
If we're going out tonight then wait a minute while I strap one on- I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea if they grope me.

strap one on by gunslinger May 22, 2006