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St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters 

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St Joseph's Institution 

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent 

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent, infamous for girls fighting in sengkang carparks and having yp bfs 😚😚😚 ij's biggest export of gays and xmms, and (ngl) the most xiasuey ij school
yp: eh u what sch ah?
xmm: im frm chij st. joseph's convent la bdh
CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent by uhmyalol September 23, 2022

st joseph's academy 

located in the wealthiest area in st louis, the population of this all girls high school only cares about three things...money, sports, and partying. and even though thir mascot is the angels...believe me...they're all far from that. this school is filled with the rich-bitches from all over st louis.
-a parking lot filled with BMWs...that is the st joseph's academy parking lot.
- a school next door to a neiman marcus...st joseph's academy
- a school that has so many state banners that they can barely fit on the walls of their gym...saint joseph's academy

St Joseph High 

An annoying Catholic School that has ugly girls and has boring days at school. Mr. Maley can suck one LOL
St Joseph High Sucks at sports except for basketball
St Joseph High by Conman DC August 28, 2009

st joseph the worker catholic academy 

A trash school in Windsor Terrace where teachers are racist, and don’t do anything to help the school. Rats roam the lunch room, people fight in the bathroom,vape in class, and teachers bully kids.
Joan Martinez Cruz: This is my last year here.
James: I doubt that. You fail math. I will never get into a good highschool since I went to st Joseph the worker catholic Academy