As itinerant Scandinavians began to settle in the Pacific Northwest during the early 1900's, they often gathered into communities to retain their traditions and practices.
One such practice, known as the Scandinavian Spritzer, continues to withstand the
test of time as long-standing tradition for thanking your neighbors. When introduced to the Pacific Northwest it endeared the Scandinavian immigrants to the locals almost immediately.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed
woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly
woman would raise her
skirt, pinch her labia together, and
force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional
musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting
spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
