sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.

*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??

sparkling vanilla by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

Spraping 

The art of spooning someone without consent

T*ny was spraping cl*re

Spraping by Tony Wu March 11, 2011

sparkling mermaid 

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

sparkling mermaid by Mike February 3, 2005

Sparkling Water 

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

Sparkling Water by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Sprawlin 

To leave, exit, or otherwise book it from someplace

me: "this party sucks man"
joe: " yeah lets leave"
Me: "Fine We be sprawlin"

Sprawlin by connor robock May 3, 2005

spatling 

When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.

Sheila laid a spatling down my anus. Then I fucked your mom.

spatling by BowWowBigDick August 7, 2008

sparkling water 

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

sparkling water by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020