Sitting on a cigar 

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

Sitting on a cigar by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

Shitting tile 

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.

Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.

Shitting tile by kreegan July 25, 2011

Spitting Honey 

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.

"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."

Spitting Honey by Corndiggity July 11, 2017

bench sitting 

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."

"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

bench sitting by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015

Shitting in the dark 

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.

Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.

Shitting in the dark by Tommonz May 24, 2012

thrill shitting 

When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.

" I caught a wretched thrill Shitting in the dorm restroom today."

thrill shitting by FilmoFreddy March 18, 2017