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slytherin 

Wierdest of the 4 houses. Usually they are driven by malice and jealousy. They really need to stop using hairgel and should get new faces instead of their usual scowls. Enemies against Gryffindors because they can't stand our bravery and loyalty. Malfoy needs to take come chill pills and Snape needs to get a new wig (and maybe wash his old one).
Malfoy and his ugly snarl.
Crabbe and Goyle are in Slytherin...enough said.
slytherin by angel.of.light. May 31, 2009

Slytherin 

little pieces of crap that are all emo
Everyone:ew look at how emo he is
Everyone:I bet he's in slytherin
Slytherin by RaptorXTS February 13, 2019

Slytherin 

I slytherined in her
Slytherin by Fuck face August 19, 2016

Slytherin 

A house from the movie “Harry Potter

There is people out there that are fans of the movie “Harry Potter” that say they’re in the Slytherin house but they’re just simping for Draco Malfoy a character from Harry Potter. But that’s not the only character girls simp for.

Slytherin is not the only house. There is Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.
person 1: “What house are you in person 2?”

person 2: “Ravenclaw.”

person 1: “Oh you’re those nerds.”

person 2: “That was rude. But what house are you in?”

person 1: “Slytherin because of Draco.”

person 2: “Sorry you’re not a real Slytherin. I like Draco and I’m in Ravenclaw. It doesn’t matter about the house person 1.”

person 1: “Whatever nerd.”
Slytherin by itsimplyary November 28, 2020

Slytherin 

the house everyone is obsessed with. used to be the most hated house but rn suddenly everyone is slytherin.
Carson: what's your hogwarts house?

someone: im a hufflepuff.

Carson: ew a hufflepuff. im a slytherin🐍🐍🍏🍏.
Slytherin by anonymous July 4, 2021

Slytherin Slip 

Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.
I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.