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Louisiana Slushie 

An alcoholic beverage native to the Southeastern region of the United States. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Serve with a piece of watermelon flavored bubble gum. See also: The Whitesnake.
"I ain't going over to Darla's trailer right now. She's been drankin' Louisiana Slushies all afternoon and just started beatin' on Ricky. His cousin called the law and I got warrants."
Louisiana Slushie by Beer Shart February 18, 2011
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lemon slushie 

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.
I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"

Alabama Slushie

When you dump an ice pop in the girl's coochie then slurp it all out. This would create a nice cool area that you can insert your penis into.
AYO MY SLIME ITS SO HOT OUT! Can you give me an Alabama Slushie?
Alabama Slushie by cakeslat May 29, 2019

Golden Slushie 

When you urinate on your partner in the freezing cold and it freezes onto them.
I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.

Purple Slushie

A person with a red slushie and another with a blue slushie have a full makeout sesh and create purple.
Him: Let’s make a purple slushie together!
Her: I’m down

Coca-Cola slushie

The Best drink to ever grace mankind (no really try it)
Friend: Lets a good slushie
Friend 2: What flavor?
Me and Friend 1: Coca-Cola slushie of course!!!
Coca-Cola slushie by Unkewell October 22, 2018

German Slushie 

when a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man pulls out, shits in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said shit after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.
Tom gave Bella a German Slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.
German Slushie by Hacxz July 19, 2010