Simpers
“God, those people are such simpers”
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Simpdacity
Simpdacity by Mackzie February 22, 2020
Simpdrone
(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.
(95% of cases happen in males)
(95% of cases happen in males)
Simpee
The person being Simp -ed over, usually an attractive male or female who take advantage of the Simp's feelings.
Simpee by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021
Simperor
The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.
The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
Simperor by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021