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George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs 

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
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SPIFFING 

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.
I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.
SPIFFING by onandon August 28, 2005

stiffing 

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.
He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.
stiffing by rsaylors June 3, 2006

sniffington 

A name for a person whom sniffs and or enjoys sniffing. Can be used as a random expression; "SNIFFINGTON"!!
You are a great big sniffington.
sniffington by ellliza September 13, 2007

Sniffing Tom 

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.

Ass Sniffing 

The art of gingerly spreading your hot and dripping womans ass cheeks. Applying your nose to her asshole and slowly inhaling the bunghole scent of her unwashed funky turdcutter. You continue to partake of her cheesey scented crapper before you apply your tongue and slowly cleanse and clean her browneye while she sucks your cock.
My old lady was ready for some action. I spread her ass wide and sniffed her wrinkled sheriffs star deeply. It was greatly funky. I sniffed again and began licking and sucking her stink star until the flavor was gone. She was sucking my crank so hard, I busted a nut deep in her throat while I buried my tongue deep in her crapper.
Ass Sniffing by Bunghole Lover January 10, 2005

Spiffing 

For something to be excellent or good. Word is mainly used by upper-class British
I say Grayson, that back-scratched you purchased for me the other day is rather spiffing.