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Shaz and a Maz 

Simply to masturbate whilst in the shower.
Western Australian slang;
Shaz = Shower.
Maz = Masturbate.
These words do not have to be used together and can also be used singularly, to abbreviate the respective words.
1)
Person 1: "I'm off for a shaz and a maz."

2)
Person 1: "I'm off for a maz."
Person 2: "I'm off for a shaz."
Shaz and a Maz by --Daniel October 15, 2009
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Shaz Plant 

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.
"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"
Shaz Plant by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019
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Shaz Naz 

Deriving from the slang word "shiz niz"(better than average). Shaz Naz is the location form of the word. Shaz Naz is used to describe a super cool place (usually with embellishment or sarcasm).
That party was cool but I got to hip hop outa that shaz naz cause my parents want me home by 10pm.
Shaz Naz by OMG_Butters June 22, 2010

Shaz slappa suprrise

Covering your dick in Vegimite and peanut putter then grabbing it like a baseball bat and smacking the shit out of someone with it
Bro my EX tried to bang my friend so we gave that bitch a Shaz slappa suprrise
Shaz slappa suprrise by cnet66 November 16, 2018
The coolest pimp ever! he is so sweet! best 8 pack- u know it! luv u~Kacia
I love Shaz like a fat kid love cake : . )
Shaz j by Kacia June 11, 2006

shaz my naz 

\Sh-a-zz\ my \N-a-zZ\
(Verb)
1. The act of "Shazzing ones naz". In other words to irritate someone beyond control.

"He really shazzed my naz last night when he used my toothbrush without asking"

(Noun)
2. Vulgar/Slang
Used like the words crap, shoot, dang, etc.

Man drops chicken wing on girl and exclaims, "SHAZ MY NAZ!"
"Billy really Shazzed my Naz yesterday when he took all my sharpened pencils."

"Ah shaz my naz, I did not mean to spill wine on your white shirt"

Man stubs his toe on a date "shaz my naz!"
shaz my naz by shazzynazzy October 5, 2012

Shaz’s ultimate distraction 

It’s ya boi, Michael
Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”