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Seabass (Ibs) 

Has a back as bent as himself, carry his home on his back aswell as his pet abdul. They roam around school but there is no benefits apart from he can take you to ground floor or even basement level 2 if youre that lucky. He also cannot pronounce number, for example a normal person would say 12 but this dumbass includes a "z" for some reason, it is extraordinary and extremely rare to see this person without a mustache or a dirtstash as they call it. (By dan :) )
omg is a Seabass (Ibs) taking abdul to ground floor?!
Seabass (Ibs) by judith xx June 20, 2018
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Seabass inan 

Oh no there’s a Seabass inan!
Seabass inan by Bob the big dick user September 12, 2022

Seabass'ed 

The act of a younger gentleman altering his appearance to be mistaken by a woman(that refuses to date younger men) for an age similar to hers only later to discover she's been mislead into becoming in essence a cougar
Woah can you believe Karen was being Seabass'ed the entire time ; to believe that bearded gentleman was really a seabass of only half her age!
Seabass'ed by Psychokitten93 August 10, 2025

Sexy Seabass 

Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”

Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”
Sexy Seabass by freakinegg March 28, 2020

Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.
Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"
Kyle Seabass by JamesCurry May 11, 2016

mexican seabass 

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.
"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

Majestic Seabass

A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.

The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?

Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.

Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?

Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
Majestic Seabass by Ralphyy Ashinn November 10, 2010