San José 

Costa Rica's messy, unequal run down capital cantón. With the terrifying La Carpio neighbourhood in La Uruca, and then having super pretty suburbs outside the cantón in Santa Ana and Escazú.

People there go to Multiplaza Escazú, a very mediocre mall to say the least, but everyone hangs out without even buying anything. They have Costco (well PRICESMART) and it is mountainous, it isn't as hot as the Costa Rican coast, but they are getting there thanks to climate change.

Still some good places to see there, it isn't a full pile of shit yet, but the gringos prefer the greenery and end up in the Pacific Coast or in Puntarenas, meanwhile Limón is forgotten.

Also called Chepe by locals.

Mae en el Paseo de los Estudiantes por donde el Barrio Chino en San José vi a estos chatas carepichas reguetoneros a full volumen en su carros

San José by Benjiinthe2020s August 23, 2025

San Jose Sharks 

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)

Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.

San Jose Sharks by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007

San Jose State University

aka San Jose State or SJSU

The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.

A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.

On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.

Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!

San Jose State University by bayareaninja August 17, 2006

San Jose Sandwich 

Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.

That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!

San Jose Sandwich by alpochinoo October 3, 2011

San Jose Blonde 

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

San Jose Blonde by shortcut3d October 1, 2008

San Jose intersection

A city street intersection where cars stack up on a red light, while a green light persists in the other direction in spite of the fact that there are no cars travelling through the intersection in that direction.

Sure, I'm stopped at a San Jose intersection, so I've got plenty of time.

San Jose intersection by Alfetta159 October 21, 2010

san jose guy 

A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.

I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.

san jose guy by Cashman1234 October 29, 2017