Jehovah's Splitness 

The only real way you can deal with a JW that is a member of your family. No matter what you say you cannot convince them that they a working for an enormous tax dodge publishing empire based in NYC.

In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.

The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!

Bob: Hey, is that your brother in law? Lets go say hi.

Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.

Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?

Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.

Jehovah's Splitness by Witness the Fitness April 8, 2010

saltinies 

A smaller, yet yummier Saltine Premium Cracker. They are thinner so that they do not crumble everywhere when you put them in your mouth.

Pass me one of those saltinies for my soup!

saltinies by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

Saltine Savior 

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.

"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

Saltine Savior by The Real Rambo May 14, 2009

Silliness 

When you are in class and you are supposed to be filling in the blanks for something like science, but instead you fill them in with the same word over and over again. e.g. Unicorn.

Silliness: the art of being silly

The Earth began 14 Unicorn years ago. The Unicorns then roamed the Unicorn for hundreds of years. Around Unicorn years ago the unicorns took over from the unicorns and the fish started to unicorn. Birds were next as they too unicorned, they went from unicorns to bigger unicorns to even bigger unicorns. The unicorns then ruined the Earth creating lots of unicorn which is damaging our solar unicorn.

Today, I used my extreme silliness to make biology more interesting.

Silliness by The Unicorn of Unicornacopia October 20, 2017

Saltiest of baes 

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(

Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...

Saltiest of baes by WoahNugget May 19, 2018

Salturess 

To commend or congratulate someone for an act of ingenious, but dubious actions.

"I totally salturess that guy. I mean he broke both of his legs in seven places, but his high wire unicycle act was pretty cool."

Salturess by PeachesTheDroog October 20, 2018

Soggy Saltine 

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

Soggy Saltine by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010