Runway Chicken 

When you are at an airport you tell your friends if they want to play Runway Chicken, a game where you run across an airport runway and whoever gets the farthest without getting shot wins.

"Up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, Jimmy got turned into Swiss cheese last time we played."

Runway Chicken by Peepus May 6, 2018

Runway Raider

A War Thunder term of a low level bomber avoiding enemy fighters to land on the runway and use its defensive gunners to destroy the undefended anti-aircraft guns and remain unnoticed, but inevitably shot down after taking off to try and bomb additional ground targets.

A: What the fuck is our bomber doing?
B: He’s only got 50 kg bombs, no use in bombing tanks or bases, straight to runway raiding
C: God damn runway raider is stealing my anti-mech medals

Runway Raider by K0it July 17, 2025

TP Runway

A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.

Danny: "Hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? I just got the new Sasha Grey flick."

Noah: "No sorry, I just did my laundry but I just got back from Sam's so I have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want."

TP Runway by Decarl March 15, 2011

Project Runway 

A reality show on Bravo produced by german lingerie model Heidi Klum.
The show starts off with 16 aspiring designers. Each episode they are given challenges. With minimal time to design and assemble a garment, thye must then fit their pieces to their assigned model and participate in a weekly runway show. The designer with the worst outfit/lowest score is "auf'd".
The final 3 contestants present at Olympus Fasion Week.
There is almost always drama, usually a designer being a douche to the rest, or a designer having a meltdown.
Many contestants are openly homosexual men.
Pretty much one of the best shows currently on TV.

"Dude, did you catch Project Runway last night?"
"Diva, what the hell was with Vincent's design?"
"That poor model. That was the fuglyiest hat i've ever seen."
"Heidi looks really pregant"
"yeah man."
"let's go watch"
"k".

Project Runway by lesharkattaque July 16, 2006

Brown the Runway 

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"

"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

Brown the Runway by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012

Clearing the runway 

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

Clearing the runway by h22acd December 13, 2010

clear runway 

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

clear runway by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018