Reader 

The person who is reading this definition

Hello reader!

Reader by CrayonEater4259 March 5, 2019

reamed out

(verb)
1. to get verbally assaulted as punishment or reprimand for one's foolishness or errors.

2. to have the outer rim of a bodily orifice, for example an anus, mangled or bludgeoned beyond repair, thus expanding and/or loosening said orifice and rendering it useless.

1. Debbie: "Why the long face?"
Mark: "I got reamed out by my boss today for storing feces in my desk."

2. Steve "What's with all the feces in your desk?"
Mark: "I got my asshole reamed out. I can no longer maintain my bowels."

reamed out by Decguy1 December 15, 2011

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint 

A Korean web novel surrounding the protagonist Kim Dokja and his scheming that instills depression in all who dare to read the epilogue.

You should read Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint.

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint by Carmisci September 21, 2022

Trascendental Reader 34 

1. Name used by the best DBH debater in existence who could easily destroy Seth in his prime in a 1vs1 debate. Literally won a debate without a premise.
2. Used to refer to someone who is hated by everyone

Debater 1:Hey you did a Trascendental Reader 34 LMFAO
Debater 2:Well, I am the best.

Debater 3:Prove that.
Debater 2:STFU Trascendental Reader 34.

Trascendental Reader 34 by First Shadow June 21, 2021

Reamed 

To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex.

After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell.

Reamed by Griffin December 12, 2004

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

Reader's Digest Syndrome by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

reader-insert 

A story in which the reader is the main character

Reader-inserts sometimes help aspiring authors get their ideas flowing on what make stories interesting.

reader-insert by ThisRandomFuckedUpLife September 13, 2015