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A shithead that makes puns at another's expense or misfortune.

Another form of a troll, must be a friend.
You: "I have a copy of DDR for PS2"
Punshit: "They make RAM on disc's now?"
You: "Wait, what?"
Punshit by teknogeek1300 June 9, 2011

Punsibilities 

The number of possible puns a word has.
Barack Obama is a word with many punsibilities.
ex. "That Baracked"
"I wanna Barack and roll all night"
"Barack is how I roll."
Punsibilities by John the Postman February 12, 2008

Punstoppable 

An ambivert. Funny at times, very funny most of the times. Loves to be seen but can't handle attention. Often uses music to say what he can't. The best thing that happened to the world.
Have you met Punstoppable?
You're missing out if you don't know who Punstoppable is?

Wow! You look like Punstoppable
Punstoppable by themadscientist69 November 22, 2021

punsplain 

Having to explain a pun based joke to someone who doesn’t get it.
It’s exhausting.
Them: I don’t get it
Me: it’s a pun!
Them: what is?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789! Get it? Seven ate nine!
Them: I don’t get it
Me: I shouldn’t have to Punsplain this one…
See Six was afraid of Seven because Seven had a history that included devouring Nine. Get it? Seven ATE nine!
Them: 🙄

punstrumental 

Adjective describing lines of conversation (that are often tangential or irrelevant digressions) instrumental only in framing a pun or other such lexical ambiguity humourously applied.

Compare shaggy dog story.
"do you mean to tell me our entire conversation was so you could make one of your stupid puns?"

could be rewritten as

"I now realise our conversation has been entirely punstramental"
punstrumental by thewilster October 18, 2004

Punstipation 

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.
I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns. But the only way out is punperation H. Thanks
Punstipation by lehi53 January 11, 2009