n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose
chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other
popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "
loser"; c.p. promoter
John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how
beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so
sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door
Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat
bitches, ugly
bitches,
bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate
