Brotesting 

To join a close friend (mainly male) in protesting something just because he's your buddy.

"I didn't know you support a withdrawal from Iraq!"
"I don't, I'm just here because you are."
"So, you're just brotesting?"
"You got it."

Brotesting by Kadyr October 18, 2008

submarine protestant 

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

submarine protestant by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.

YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.

processing fee by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012

Protestantism 

Fucking Cringe

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"

Protestantism by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020

Blast processing

Dumbing down technology so that nintendont fanboys todays apple fanboys equivalent can understand technology for example Sega Genesis processor was over 2x as powerful as SNES doesn't have same ring as blast processing. Just like Android has features apple can't even begin to understand to copy for a few years

You dog the Lexus is better than that amg mercedez... That amg is a gimmick...like blast processing on the Sega Genesis

Blast processing by Mickeymantle25 July 31, 2016

Protestant Reformation 

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.

Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.

Protestant Reformation by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

Priesting

Demeaning someone playing a first shooter video game by implying they must be running around healing peoples souls (the act of priesting), instead of killing them like the game intended.

Yo Brooks nice 2-8 kill to death ratio bro, you out priesting again man?

Priesting by pattydangles May 25, 2011