pretend birthday 

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb

pretend birthday by k3|see March 22, 2008

Pretend Dream 

When you are in bed and trying to go to sleep you make things up in your head that you want to dream about

my dream last night was no where near as cool as my pretend dream before hand

Pretend Dream by QlitComando December 29, 2010

pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.

Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.

pretend porn by Loberson June 1, 2016

pretend shoes 

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:

Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?

pretend shoes by thatbastard December 2, 2009

Pretend-sident 

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.

He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.

Pretend-sident by Smartycat May 16, 2017

Pretend-A-Girl 

A person (male or female) that dresses up like a girl or a girl they know.

Person 1- I think that guys a pretend-a-girl.

Person 2- nah, he isnt i saw him make-out with a girl at a party.

Pretend-A-Girl by ssy November 14, 2009

Pretend to M 

A girl (usually teenage or early 20's) who self-diagnoses a gender identity disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pronouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking cock after about 6 months.

Rae: 'I haven't seen Jake in a while, what happened to him?'

Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'

Rae: 'Pretend to M?'

Kris: 'Yup.'

Pretend to M by TheClaire December 1, 2009