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Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.
I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!

Presidential Debate 

A shitshow with two kindergarteners who won’t stop pulling each other’s pigtails
Did you see the 2020 Presidential Debate last night? What the hell?!

sham President 

A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.
I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.
sham President by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

23rd President of the United States of America 

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

the Un President 

A nickname for the 45th U.S. President, suggesting he’s not an actual president but just a guy who loves Kim Jong Un.
The Un President came to the Korean DMZ and gently cupped the balls of the North Korean Dictator.