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team pooping

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Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.
"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."
by Running out of patience March 1, 2008
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poopinary

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This word means much the same as lower GI (e.g., your colon and bunghole); as pissinary means the same as urinary tract.
Harold, you'll have to take those squalling carpet pigs to school this morning -- I have something wrong with my poopinary tract and I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:30!
by Telephony May 16, 2014
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Poopies and Cream

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When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.
Last night after I fucked her she shart poopies and cream on me... what a bitch!
by Christopher Leonard Reid October 22, 2008
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Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.
My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!
by Penisnipples December 27, 2010
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Poop is a genius

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An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.
“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”
by Mcgokes November 16, 2020
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Ghost Pooping

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1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 5, 2019
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Dog pooping on a baby

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A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.
Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012
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