Plano East Band

The best band in Plano, TX. Also known as The-Band-That- Marched-In-A-Tornado-At-Area-And-Still-Placed-In-The-Top-5-At-Finals. The band hosts an annual marching invitational, and they went to Bands of America Super Regional in San Antonio for the first time in 2010, placing in finals on their first try.

The Plano East band has also recieved a superior rating at the UIL Marching contest for as long as the school has existed (since 1981).

The band program has recieved national recognition and awards for its superior performance and curriculum. Even Mickey Mouse and his fellows at Disney approve of the Plano East band. They're so awesome, the 'B' in 'Plano East Band' needs to be capitalized.

The Plano East band knows how to illuminate the symbols on the path to pursuing their dreams, all the while riding the currents of life.

If that band is able to go to a nationally-recognized marching contest and place in finals without the use of props and other aids, then they are a Plano East band.

Plano Band be hatin' cuz the Plano East Band has Snickers.

Plano West band be hatin' cuz Plano East Band gets to do cool things in their marching shows without looking cheesy and also get to go to Area marching contests. Also, Plano East has more respect for their band than Plano West. Poor Westies...

West: Did you see Plano East Band's show this year?
Senior: Yeah, it's REALLY cool. I wish we could be like them.
West: Why aren't you like them?
Senior: Why aren't YOU like them?

For more information about this awesome band, look it up on Wikipedia.

Plano East Band by clarinetzzz November 29, 2011

Plano Glasses 

(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.

An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.

They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.

Plano Glasses by Leisure Class Hero June 5, 2010

plano il 

Ok listen, this is a tiny ass but a crazy ass town in Illinois( don't pronounce the "s") population currently 10k+

Mixed races BUT everybody wants to be black (personally idk why cuz yall just like to hate us but whatever)
The girls smell like their favorite word PERIOD!!!
Only a few people are actually in gangs but half of em ain't so there's that.
Some people ain't even associated with any gangs just woke up and said "I'm a four on foe nem" and everybody does it so nobody says shit.
Yall gon talk shit through the phone but nobody gon fight, yall that fight know who you are.
Only some people don't take shit but the rest of yall pussys om
All I gotta say about the drug situation is that EVERYBODY smokes, only a few of us pop pills and the old heads be doing crack and shit but that's everywhere not just Plano so stfu.

Basically, everybody wants to smoke and act cool and play like their from the ghetto, but we all know if a real GD/BD came up they'd shit themselves, and FUCK SANDWICH a hoe from there gave me chlamydia. ALSOOO woaches.

I live in plano il but I'm really bout that life

shut the fuck up 'fo I beat yo ass to next week dumb ass woach

plano il by canyoukillmeplease March 8, 2019

Plano, TX 

A United Nations town. Originally mostly farm land back in the 80s, but as the Telecommunications Corridor developed in the 90s in Richardson (just South of Plano) the area rapidly developed. Most people here work for telecommunications companies. Lifestlyes range from the slums in the far East side to the mega mansions in the West. There are random horse and cattle farms here and there, especially in the Eastern part. Due to the influx of international corporation headquarters to the area, there is also a large amount of international residents. At the local college you can find people from South America, Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. More recently there is an increase in Chinese to the area, resulting in many Asian establishments, such as the popularity of Boba Tea. The area is notorious for drugs and gangs, but I managed to get through public school with no interaction with either, so neither are inevitable. Excellent program at Plano East Senior High for students with special needs. Peaceful place overall with good malls, international restaurants of every kind, bike paths, parks, and a growing downtown community. Also attached to the Dallas Metro system (DART).

In Plano, TX, my teacher had to ask half of the students how to pronounce their names because they were foreign.

Plano, TX by MarineFreak37 November 3, 2007

Plano, Illinois 

Plano Illinois better known to its residents as little mexico, as the border hoppers cross into the U.S. they found texas was already full with a big sign saying Illinois has a town named Plano too! Move there. There is a futball (soccer) park without a name I dont believe its actually a park either just a big sqaure of grass where all the little mexicans congrete to play their games.

Plano is located near Sandwhich Illinois, at the time of this writing i am still attempting to locate a town named bologna so we can offically have a Plano-Blogna-Sandwhich tri town area

Do you know how to get to Plano, Illinois?

sure dude keep driving until you see a bunch of mexicans then your there.

Plano, Illinois by Moved to wrong town from FL July 13, 2010

Plano Carpool 

Giving a ride to someone in exchange for a blow job. Supposedly common practice at some Texas High Schools

Dude, I've been running a Plano Carpool all week.

If you miss the bus, just take a Plano carpool.

Plano Carpool by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007

plano cunt

A whiney stupid bitch from Plano that bitches whether or not somebody smiles at them or not.
They always walk around with their stupid cell phone. They sometimes give you this look your a piece of shit.

Hi: How can I help you?
Plano cunt: Mom I don't like those tampons they make my cooch itch. I don't like scratching my pussy with a wire brush.
Me: When you get off the phone I'll help you.
Plano cunt: What did you say? I am having a very important phone conversation with my mother. I'll tell my mom what you said to me and she'll come down here and kick your ass.

Me: Fuck you Plano Cunt!

plano cunt by boody man October 19, 2004