Piddle

The act of taking a piss but stopping mid way through. Usually a technique used at night to make sure that the bathroom isnt being approached by anyone. Or you can just piss in the sink instead

I was taking a piss at 1 am but i had to cut it short into a piddle because i heard my mom walking up to the bathroom

Piddle by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

piddle wingless hymenoptera by Telephony September 26, 2010

Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

Piddle Plopping by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

piddle opposite of "on" 

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

piddle opposite of "on" by Telephony September 26, 2010

piddle shiver 

A full body shiver caused by ones need to have a piddle. The need may or may not be desperate.

Alex noticed Melanie shiver inexplicably in the mid of the day, "piddle shiver" he inquired, "yes" she squealed surprised.

piddle shiver by finnigan fox July 12, 2010

piddle pole 

Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.

-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.

Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.

Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!

piddle pole by Jbizzle117 October 27, 2017

piddle fart 

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

piddle fart by uniTARDo March 23, 2009