Paragraph 

a distinct section of a piece of writing, usually dealing with a single theme and indicated by a new line, indentation, or numbering.

Hello want to see my paragraph?

Paragraph by Α January 24, 2022

pavagraph 

A long paragraph written to a girl by a guy when he has blue balls over her and usually sent via IM or SMS.

Guy's pavagraph to girl: I miss you so much, in the 2 weeks we dated I felt better than I ever have before. I'm nothing without you. You're my everything, my all. If I buy you jewelry will you take me back? :* :* :* :'(

pavagraph by Lianyay West December 25, 2013

Paragraph texter 

Someone who types long responses to a text

"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"

Paragraph texter by Bookbanana February 4, 2016

paragraph 

a mexican midget

u see that mexican midget hes a paragraph cause hes not quite an essay

paragraph by unclecraker February 12, 2004

Paragraph Attack 

Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"

This guy was completely BS'ing and when confronted he just hit me with a "Paragraph Attack"

Paragraph Attack by The BS Slayer March 11, 2009

paragraphics 

How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.

Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.

paragraphics by jamjam1 June 1, 2009

Paragraph texter 

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

Paragraph texter by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016