Definitions by jamjam1

Handjob Suzie 

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.

Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!

Handjob Suzie by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

Porn 

Every normal, straight man's dream job

When I grow up, I want to be in porn!

Porn by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

spunk monkey 

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

spunk monkey by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

Spunk Monkey 

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

Spunk Monkey by JamJam1 July 24, 2012

paragraphics 

How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.

Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.

paragraphics by jamjam1 June 1, 2009