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crack pairing 

A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.
Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.
crack pairing by Espiria September 2, 2008

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.
"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

pairing bicycle 

A term for when pairing shippers pair a particular character with various other characters.
"I ship Ash and Misty, but I also like Ash with May, and Ash with Dawn. I guess that makes Ash my pairing bicycle"
pairing bicycle by Anonymous4236 November 26, 2011
The act of explaining a joke or story to such an extent that it is no longer funny. May include hand gestures.
Stop it Josh, you're payning again.
Payning by Rambo91 October 10, 2011

toilet painting 

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode
projectile dirrrhea
toilet painting by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003