America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.

Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"

intraocular self observation by Icohedric January 20, 2014

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your powers of observation are startling

Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!

Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.

your powers of observation are startling by Hooliganway April 22, 2021

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Negatively Inclined observation

Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.

"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.

Negatively Inclined observation by Rich Longley April 30, 2006

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Griffith Observatory

When one person fucks another person with a telescope and then makes them look through the lens.

He gave her a Griffith Observatory, followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Griffith Observatory by rotting orange September 29, 2010

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