Salbito Oyster 

When your know-it-all IT guy jizzes in his hand, adds cocktail sauce and extra horse radish, then slurps it down like an oyster.

I invited Sean to dinner, but he said he was going in the alley to have a Salbito Oyster.

Salbito Oyster by Shoobastank July 22, 2019

trouser oysters 

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

trouser oysters by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Blue Oyster Cult 

Excellent New York rock band who have created awesome albums like "Agents Of Fortune", "Fire Of Unknown Origin" and many others. Lead guitar player is the awesome Buck Dharma. Sometimes called the "thinking man's heavy metal band" which I personally think is a bullshit title, as it misrepresents both heavy metal fans, and heavy metal music. Most good heavy metal/hard rock bands create "intelligent" music (early Judas Priest, Black Sabbath etc, and no, I dont consider 80's "hair" metal bands to be representative of what metal stands for). Awesome band nonetheless, and if you dont know they're music, check them out. Listen with an open mind

1. Buck Dharma has a cool website.
2. Eric Bloom is cool
3. Blue Oyster Cult kick serious ass!

Blue Oyster Cult by O.G. WILLAKER February 13, 2005

Bearded Oyster 

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

Bearded Oyster by Kaji February 28, 2004

Steak and Oyster Pie 

The cum load filled cream pie (vagina, ass or both) of a slut female that has just completed a gang bang with a group of multiple males.

George wanked himself in the corner while he watched his wife receive a steak and oyster pie.

Steak and Oyster Pie by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

passing the oyster 

When someones cums in your mouth, and you then pass it back to them in a kiss



see also (snowballing)

he wanted to whip my ass after i passed the oyster

passing the oyster by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

oyster diving 

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

oyster diving by AHK222 August 13, 2014