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A slimey, cold blooded reptile that is prone to adultery. Newt's will leave their wife while she is fighting cancer.
That newt is a three time loser.
Newt by concerned4future February 5, 2012
a small pathetic creature that has a peculiar smell and is worthy of destruction.
Nate is a newt. Don't be a NEWT!!!!!
newt by god April 12, 2005
this is a nickname for mexican immigrants derived from the animal with the same name. both are amphibians, as both can travel by land or by water.
"if these newts insist on coming into our country, they should at least make an effort to learn the language!"
Newt by expediter's union February 22, 2010
Newton, or Newt for short, is a name commonly associated with a baby who is too white to be given a black name, but too black to be given a white name.

For the most part, a Newt will have a very strange sense of style and for some reason be obsessed with something ridiculus like plaid shorts.
Be sure to be careful if you ever come across one at a beer pong table, because he has no idea that his elbow is going over the table when he shoots. Genetic research has come to blame this "Elbow Unawarness Disorder" as E.U.D, and has been seen in more and more cities over the last few years.
"Dude, learn how to fucking play the game, your acting like a Newt!"

"If you were any whiter I would have to start calling you Newt."
Newt by D19D87 April 17, 2010
A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
newt by Criostoir Hulme September 21, 2005