Mississauga Switch

A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.

I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...

Mississauga Switch by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017

I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

Mississippi Queen 

The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.

"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"

"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"

Mississippi Queen by Regular Show Bro August 22, 2020

Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

Mississippi WaffleHouse by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015

mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.

My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.

mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

Mississippi dog slap by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

mississippilessly 

(adv.) to count without the use of the word Mississippi. (e.g., 1, 2, 3). Popularized by Ross Geller from the sit-com Friends, in the episode "The One With Ross's Tan".

"I barely got to three Mississippi."
"You're only supposed to count to five!"
"Mississippilessly?"

mississippilessly by alrightbucko July 8, 2018