Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur 

A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.

Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur by Dinodaurs March 22, 2022

SMU - Southern Methodist University 

A picturesque, sprawling campus located in the heart of beautiful Dallas, Texas. While some novices to grammar and/or correct punctuation may sling in comments from the sidelines - i.e. the people who've never been to or live near SMU - in regards to SMU stereotypes, such as everyone is rich, drives a BMW, and comes from Highland Park, the reality of the school is far from this fabricated fiction. SMU offers over 70 majors to students, and its student-body consists of students from all 50 states and over 200 countries. As a full-scholarship student, I'll refer you to SMU's top ten business school in the world; its #2 dance department in the country; its CCPA department, which has won three consecutive national championships for debate and research, as well as the 2005 award-winning legal debate team; its advertising institute, which has won two consecutive national advertising campaigns, including one for the State of Florida; its journalism department, which consists of numerous former Pulitzer-prize winning journalists, such as Craig Flournoy, who also is a contributing writer for the Columbia School of Journalism Review; and its graduate schools - a top tier law school, a top-five MBA program, housed by a new $18.3 million, state-of-the-art building, and many other graduate programs.

Please disregard the stereotypes - which almost always come from individuals who have been rejected by SMU.
To Note - SMU will most likely be the location of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Do you think that the president would choose SMU if it were substandard? Think about it.

SMU - Southern Methodist University by L.B. - SMU Alumna May 2, 2005

geylang methodist secondary school 

teachers are homophobic and if never do hw or do something bad then phone confiscated for one week. teachers dont give 2 fucks about mental health and all the NA people act so fucking superior when they are just so dumb… a lot of yps and xmms in NA or NT but express is very chill and no drama. school so strict and force us to go to useless programmes and for what? most teachers suck but some are ok ig?

person a: what school are you from?
person b: geylang methodist secondary school and it sucks

geylang methodist secondary school by idontgiveanyshit August 22, 2021

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur 

An international school in Malaysia. The best thing is that students pay their school fees to renovate their toilets but they rarely even use them.

Oh no, I got accepted into Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur.

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur by Freid chciken May 17, 2020

Crystal methodist 

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

Crystal methodist by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

fairfield methodist secondary school 

outsiders need 241 to get in but those from the primary school side only needs 200, makes it look like it’s and elite school. very willing to spend on food, for example they gave the students old chang kee and dunkin donuts. the teachers most of them are really caring however theres just a few that are super irritating. fairfield cares to much about attire issues.

oh what you go to Fairfield Methodist Secondary school ?? u know bellywellyjelly was from there?

fairfield methodist secondary school by ihateandlovefmss August 21, 2021

Natural Methodist

1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.

2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.

She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.

Natural Methodist by floorfly November 21, 2010