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Massive Gaylord 

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord
Massive Gaylord by Disprin September 29, 2011
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massive dub 

A large scale win, something that just "dub" by itself doesnt give justice to
Guy: Bro we lit those bums up in game 7

Other guy: Fax bro.. that was a massive dub
massive dub by laidtorest December 1, 2020

Massive Cock 

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion
The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.
Massive Cock by Adolfz November 22, 2010

massive faggot

Massive homosexual, whether gay or straight.
Can also refer to a person of great disdain
massive faggot by matt77800 February 2, 2015

Massive Shuddering-O 

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
Massive Shuddering-O by YAWA February 4, 2018

massive truck of fail 

This example is a massive truck of fail.
massive truck of fail by Lakerr December 19, 2007

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.