Maryland Crab Face 

A facial structure commonly seen in females in Maryland, generally found from the Eastern Shore up to and including parts of Baltimore. Common facial features associated with the Maryland Crab Face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. Upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a Chesapeake Bay crab.

That chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching Maryland Crab Face.

Maryland Crab Face by The Bullet May 21, 2008

Marlando 

Sassy, but a sweet guy. Easy to talk to,fun to be around, and has a great sense of humor, but don't get too close everyone will think you're dating.

Person one: Who's that guy right there?
Person: Oh that's Marlando, he's hella awesome!

Marlando by doctoregalitarian May 31, 2014

Maryland 

Where the crabs are damn good, where the "Hood" is in a suburb, where one of the richest counties is 20 minutes away from D.C., where D.C. is D dot C dot, where the UMD Terrapins will smash anybody, where there is a tree every two feet and where you can be shot(B-more) 30 minutes away from a bougie neighborhood.

Mo County and B-Ville STAND UP!!

Maryland by PB Panther-ette August 17, 2005

University of Maryland 

The best combination of world-class academics, diversity, partying, location (Washington's just a metro ride away), athletic teams and facilities, and school spirit in the country, all for a fraction of the price of Miami, Penn State, or Virginia Tech. There's literally something for everyone.

Miami's got good athletics but is expensive and has a stuck-up student body. Virginia Tech's got good academics but Blacksburg's a shitty little town. University of Maryland has it all.

University of Maryland by Daniel J. Ocean November 14, 2010

Maryland 

Seventh state admitted to Union. Population, ~5.5 million. Has one of the country's largest metro areas (Baltimore-Washington corridor), one of the larger public universities in the country (UMD), and once proud sports franchises (Orioles). Has a dual identity, as it's both a Mid-Atlantic state and a Southern state, because it's south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

"The chaining and gagging of Bobby Seale / Somebody tell these Maryland Governors to be for real." - Gil Scott-Heron

Maryland by madprophetridx June 20, 2003

Maryland Oven Roast 

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.

Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!

Maryland Oven Roast by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009

maryland 

the only state in the shape of a hand-gun

Which state is in the shape of a handgun? Oh yeah, Maryland.

maryland by zbfunk September 1, 2010