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1. A tacky form of sandels worn by males in warm weather, or sometimes (sadly) year-round. Toe hair generally protrudes from the appendages and repulses any passerby.

2. A ridiculously beautiful male specimen; a sexy man that you unclothe with your eyes every moment you see him. Often compared to God.
1. Which pair of mandels should I wear to the beach today?

2. I made Mandels open my locker.
Mandels by Chris and Resh December 19, 2005

manversation

A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
manversation by Phetal November 17, 2006
A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.
Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
Going to the pub the day after a pile of Kenny fruities and Artys to try to sort ones head out:-
"Mate I'm badgered lets go see Little T for some menders"
menders by Willy1981 January 25, 2015

Manderscheiding

The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.
4:30 PM rolled around and Bob started to look like a Zombie as his body began Manderscheiding.
Manderscheiding by StuckAtWork April 11, 2014
A small child that thinks he's funny normally called Kyle or kylie
Oii there you fucking manderine
manderine by Daniel morrissey November 18, 2016