Any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). Derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to spawn.
The mall was packed yesterday, and the malltrout didn't make things any easier.
the most outgoing and sweetest person you’ll ever meet. she never fails to make you smile and never wants to see you sad. she’s drop dead gorgeous with a killer smile. she is always up for anything and is always down for an adventure. she’s amazing at sports and is very confident but still humble. she has major crackhead energy but can be chill at the same time. she may Intimidate you, but once you get to know her she’s extremely loving. she gets all the mans but doesn’t show that off. she is trustworthy and cares deeply about her friends. she is always looking for ways to make the world better, even though she is making the world better just being in it! she is very family oriented and makes sure she spends quality time with the ones she loves. maliyah is the best!!!!
person one: oh my gosh. maliyah is so amazing and so likeable!!!!
This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.
A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!