Lumber Jacks 

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.

Lumber Jacks by Modeen August 27, 2014

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

Lumber-Straddler by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

lumber crotch 

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

lumber crotch by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011

lumber-jacking off 

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

lumber-jacking off by Medici32 May 29, 2016

Lumber Bag 

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."

"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."

Lumber Bag by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017

Lumber Jackie 

A straight female who dresses like a dyke.

"Marsha gets all the girls because she is so Lumber Jackie. She should consider dialing down the flannel if she wants them to know she is straight."

Lumber Jackie by Cjohnson02000 July 24, 2018

Lumber Pipe 

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

Lumber Pipe by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019