lowlife cunt
A term used to describe incels, sexual harassers, or men in general who cannot keep it in their pants for 5 minutes tops
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lowlife scumbag
After mooching most of your life
1. You trick your aged mother-in-law into giving you power of attorney
2. You then sell her house, liquidate her assets and rip her off
3. You never tell her daughter or her husband
(Who fronted $100,000 of repairs to the house after it caught fire and are still owed money)
5. You take the insurance funds! And when they find out, go nuts, you make sure Elder Abuse is called.
6. You refuse to answer their calls because you delight in seeing them ruined.
1. You trick your aged mother-in-law into giving you power of attorney
2. You then sell her house, liquidate her assets and rip her off
3. You never tell her daughter or her husband
(Who fronted $100,000 of repairs to the house after it caught fire and are still owed money)
5. You take the insurance funds! And when they find out, go nuts, you make sure Elder Abuse is called.
6. You refuse to answer their calls because you delight in seeing them ruined.
Ellie: I'm not a scumbag! When that house caught fire, I let that old bag live with us!
Daughter: Yes- you're not a scumbag. You did let her live with you- in your basement AND collected 17,000 from the insurance company... So, in reality you are a LOWLIFE scumbag.
Daughter: Yes- you're not a scumbag. You did let her live with you- in your basement AND collected 17,000 from the insurance company... So, in reality you are a LOWLIFE scumbag.
lowlife scumbag by Mia Martinelli April 15, 2016
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Hybrid lowlife
The offspring produced when bigfoot pinned alleycats mom to the only pine tree amongst the redwoods in oregon and had his way with her
Hybrid lowlife by Suka may korncob August 6, 2018
Urban Lowlife
An urban lowlife is one of those people who submit people's names as urban dictionary definitions that have to do with their personal life. Whether they define the person as good or bad, it's still annoying as hell.
"Susy definition: A smart, funny girl who's good at everything and....."
"Dammit, another urban lowlife"
"Dammit, another urban lowlife"
Urban Lowlife by JakeCake October 22, 2009
Scumbag lowlife
The kind of shit that can be seen robbing Macdonalds for a cheeseburger or looting the streets in order to regain the taxes that they do not or ever will pay.
Scumbag Lowlives are to Great Britain what Cancer is to the human body.
Scumbag Lowlives are to Great Britain what Cancer is to the human body.
Police Officer 1: Hey look at that Scumbag Lowlife robbing that charity shop with a machete, lets arrest him!
Police Officer 2: Nah, better leave it in case we get fired for brutality or rasicm or some shit.
*Scumbag Lowlife proceeds to set fire to the shop and run home with his freshly looted CDs*
Police Officer 2: Nah, better leave it in case we get fired for brutality or rasicm or some shit.
*Scumbag Lowlife proceeds to set fire to the shop and run home with his freshly looted CDs*
Scumbag lowlife by friedchikenpapertowels September 3, 2011
low-life
Low-life is a person who has not evolved past the level of primordial ooze in the scheme of things. A low-life is an opportunist and has no guilt over doing rotten or heinous things. If they hurt the innocent or the naive of course a low-life will blame their victim for not being as low-life as they are.
lolife
Life in post-postmodern supermodernity. Post-ironic dystopian existence which lacks even a unifying materialistic mythos (pop culture) emblematic of the 90's; and existence is the only joke. Ironically humorless existence
Also Donald Trump is President. Yay for the glorious future!
Also Donald Trump is President. Yay for the glorious future!
In the 90's kids aspired to the Nickelodeon life; as a 2017 adult, I can only look forward to the lolife. Even the cartoons are bad
lolife by sandraxine June 20, 2017