Limerick 

DEFINITION
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail

A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User

RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick

CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene

THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check

MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog

Limerick by Yopmail User January 16, 2023

at the lime bar 

To have one's penis orally pleasured in secret.

Greg couldn't come to the phone, because he was at the lime bar.

at the lime bar by Alexander Jamed Derickson June 11, 2006

limenade 

A drink made of lime, water, and sugar.

Screw lemonade! The world needs more limenade!

limenade by kimmy November 5, 2004

limeglass

A person so cocky, narcissistic and full of themselves with a superiority complex, that they think they are the best person in the entire world.

A limeglass cannot say anything without connecting it to their own person or to their so-called 'achievements'. They make frequent mistakes and false claims, all of which are meaningless and stupid by nature. To support such claims, a limeglass doesn't actually provide any valid arguments, but rather makes shit up on the spot. When they are losing an argument, they just leave the conversation or change the topic. They are full of themselves, think their ideas are always the best. A limeglass is mostly besides the topic, but is always blabbering nonsense to sound interesting and smart (but it's, in fact, not working). Just by talking to you, a limeglass believes they've blessed you, since their words are the wisest (or so they think). They consider themselves a 'perfect grammar entity' but constantly make silly mistakes and, when corrected, they continue to live in ignorance.

The mere presence of a limeglass annoys everyone, because every single limeglass is a giant ass. All limeglasses are despised.

Drut: I finished a book toda-
Limeglass: Did I tell you about my new fishing project? It's applicability is incredible.
Drut: You mean 'its' right?
Limeglass: That's a dumb new rule.
Drut: It's been around for years.
Limeglass: No, because I know grammar very well.
Drut: That's not a valid argument.
Limeglass: It just makes sense. Look, an example: "It's rainy". See. It's used like that in other places. So.
Drut: You are a moron. *sends 3 articles about 'it's' vs 'its'*
Limeglass: It's just a less common context. It's a new era. So.

limeglass by Glas²wegian July 6, 2023

liked by pierregasly 

f1 driver spends too long on instagram and likes every single post on instagram

"I just posted a picture of monza"
"No way bro that's gonna be liked by pierregasly"

liked by pierregasly by f1pipebombfailure May 18, 2022

Royal Blue & Lime Green 

Royal Blue & Lime Green - if you pull this color scheme

Off your badass .

Nikki wore a royal blue dress , lime green high heels

And lime green belt to the party .

Royal Blue & Lime Green ftw.

Royal Blue & Lime Green by Blu_leef June 29, 2023

limecrime 

Makeup company created by well-known scam artist, Xenia. When not threatening bloggers with false lawsuits or encouraging her fans to harass said bloggers because of a bad review, she's actively repackaging her "super original" eyeshadows and creating poor quality lipsticks while slapping a huge price tag on them. She has also been known to create a "BAWW" video about how everyone is out to get her.

I can't believe I paid $16 for this awful Limecrime lipstick!

limecrime by Sassy Suzy June 28, 2010