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Crying Lightning 

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys

2. Usually a girl who suddenly starts crying (light how lightning suddenly strikes) to get attention, to be forgiven for something that they have no excuse for or to make people feel sorry for them. They might do it during a break-up, argument ect.
3. A descriptive phrase used to describe a girl who’s crying, cussing her makeup (especially massacre) to run down her face and form patterns that look like lightning bolts.
1. Crying lightning is my favourite song.
2. She always starts to cry lightning when she and her boyfriend are arguing

3. Last night at the party Abbie looked like she’d been crying lightning after her she caught her boyfriend cheating on her
Crying Lightning by Hepig June 14, 2018
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Snag Lightning 

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.
"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."
Snag Lightning by keifermail July 13, 2009

police lightening 

1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!

lightning in a bottle 

Capturing something powerful and elusive and then being able to hold it and show it to the world.

Performing a rare feat.

A moment of creative brilliance.

Also a movie about BB King.
Coming up with that idea was like catching lightning in a bottle.

Lightning Hoses

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.
Lightning Hoses by bas1563 February 6, 2021

Lee Lightning

Youtube scene poser. Tags her videos as 'scene' and 'scene queen' , then tells people not to label her because she is not a soup can. Makes 'scene' jewelry like, brass knuckles, lightning bolts, and Kiki Kannibal's 'Kouture Diamond' but, makes them out of foam, and colored glue. Also, her and her friends make youtube accounts claiming to be Lee's fans. Recently made 'leelightningpaparazz' which is supposed to be paparazzi that follow Lee around. Completely fake, the 'paparazzi' sound exactly like her little friend 'Ally Horror'. Lee claims in her 'back from the hospital' video, that VanessaVandalism somehow got her address and sent someone to beat her up, also very fake. Names youtubers, such as BlackSharpies, Nikkixcore321, and EvilSaionji, and tells them she is sueing them for cyber bullying. She also says she has Alopecia and Vanessa just shaved her head because shes just oh so obsessed with Lee, Lee doesn't have Alopecia, Vanessa does. Lee is a ten-year-old poser that says she is 'an internet famous mega scene queen'. I, as do many others, despise the bitch.
Lee Lightning: ZOMG, U GUYZ R SO MEAN! I GOT BACK FRUM DA HASPITAL CUZ VANESSA SENT SUM1 TO BEAT ME UP!!1!!11!!

Ally Horror: OHMIGAWD! VANESSA GET UH LIFE STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE LEE!!UR JUST LIEK EVRY1 ELSE!!!

Everyone with a brain: Shut the hell up, no one likes you, fucking posers.
Lee Lightning by ohemily; May 2, 2009