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the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.
Immense skill and superiority over everything else in the universe.
My leetness makes you look ghey and noobish...noob!
leetness by Shoe May 11, 2004

Litness test 

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level
Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.
Litness test by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

Minute of Leetness 

The minute of leetness derives from the word 1337(leet). It happens every day when the clock reads 13:37 at which point you can do what the hell you like whether at work or any where else.
It's 13:37, the minute of leetness, now we can take a break for minute and slack off!

Epic leetness 

When you become too epic for anyone else you gain the essence of Epic Leetness which you can share with other people

Epic Leetness can be used to defeat all evil


ant. epic failfest
Guy 1: Dude I'm so epic.

Guy 2: Hey do you still have epic leetness I can have?

Guy 1: Nah I dont think so I gave it all away to my cousin.
Epic leetness by Failfest April 1, 2009
When some cool guy on a skooter does a cool trick
That was legitneth
legitneth by Meme person May 30, 2017