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Landmine 

Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)
(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box

(14yo) ugh

(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi

(14yo) ok I will
Landmine by Malcontent lag November 16, 2022

Landmine 

Something worse to step on than a LEGO brick, especially in the dark.
bro my friend put a landmine in my room but I survived the explosion and shrapnel, nice try cunt!
Landmine by Ku Klux Klonoa March 8, 2023

Landmine 

A used condom left on the floor in a high traffic area.
Dude, Brody left a landmine in Ryan’s room.
Landmine by YoungEugene February 27, 2025

Landmine Learning 

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.
Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"

Landmine-Girl 

地雷女(Jirai-onna) lit. "Land Mine Woman". Usually younger girls.
A 'landmine' is a girl/woman who wears cute clothes/makeup but in truth, is nothing but trouble.
Somewhat like menhera, they're obsessive and tend to have major personality issues.

They tend to be very attention-seeking, have a messy relationship history, and is overly attached to her social media/how she presents herself online.
She will write out her inner angst as poetry and post it while acting vague and aloof. Act vulnerable and self deprecating in front of others for sympathy but is far too self absorbed to try and sympathize with others.
Generally avoided by most Japanese men, being regarded as mentally and emotionally draining.
However, just like Menhera, it has become a sort of fashion trend amongst Japanese women and has given room for a specific style associated with 'Jirai Onna', also called 'Jirai Kei'.

Landmine-Girls/Women are typically characterized by their red eyeshadow, eye bag makeup, thick bangs, twin tails, Sanrio accessories, ribbons and very feminine clothing with slight gothic accents from brands like Liz Lisa, Ank Rouge, and Honey Cinnamon.
"Women with over 2 two ribbons on their body are 20,000,000% a 'Landmine-Girl'." -Kiryu Coco
Landmine-Girl by TriMeruu October 9, 2020

landmine culture 

A culture where speech is heavily policed and saying the wrong thing will get you thrown in jail.
The year is 2077. Location: Germany. Landmine culture has become so prevalent that insults are banned. Even the slightest hint that you made someone uncomfortable will see you behind bars. Never mind calling someone a dick, you can't even call someone a banana. They've banned that too.
landmine culture by PortableBacon February 19, 2025