kickstand shit 

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

kickstand shit by ScotyD July 17, 2017

Kickstand Effect 

The Kickstand Effect often happens in the middle of the night. When still groggy from just waking up, males will often turn over to their other side. Not realizing they have morning wood from just waking up, their penis will get in the way and bend, causing extreme discomfort.

Morning wood, Kickstand Effect

Kickstand Effect by Kastera1000 April 10, 2010

Kickstand Trip 

A kickstand trip is when a couple of friends are walking together in a group, and one person is behind another, and he/she who is behind the other person, proceeds to kick their leg outwards in the same fashion, you kick out a kickstand on a bike.

"ouch bro! Why'd you kickstand trip me"!!!!

Kickstand Trip by King Dee D September 3, 2011

kickstand colonic 

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.

He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.

kickstand colonic by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019

Rusty Kickstand 

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".

i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!

Rusty Kickstand by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014

kentucky kickstand 

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.

I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

kentucky kickstand by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

Netflix Kickstand 

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.

My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.

Netflix Kickstand by Salty Goat Dog April 11, 2016