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"Are you the Ivan?"
Ivan by Ivan Lepe June 9, 2004
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Handsome and adorable from all angles, hes always trying to make those he loves happy and he succeeds very well, sometimes he may mess up but he tries to fix what he can asap, usually has delicious brown eyes, is a natural born king to his future princess , usually has a nice and sexy voice specifically when used while speaking in whisper tone&&spanish, loyal asf too
Person 1: Shit hes hot!
Person 2: yeah definitely hes Ivan, but he has a girlfriend
Person 1: dammit, id tap that
Ivan by dakodaaa January 18, 2017
Ivan~ Synonym for Sexy.

Typical Russian~ A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.

usually a jerk but can be the sweetest guy around

body compost of 75% vodka

has an odd obsession with Ak-47, mafia, and techno

-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.

also the sonova bich can party ALL night and still get A on math sci physucks etc
I hate Ivan.....*jealous*
Ivan by deleat if gay February 16, 2009
Ivan Is AMAZING.
He is the most handomest boy around.
There isn't a point to living, if Ivan isn't in your life.
Ivan is:
.An excellent Basketball player.
.Athletic.
.Kind.
.Knows how to treat a lady.
.Great in bed.
.very..very Sexy.
What more can i say?
I Love Ivan.
Ivan: "Hey girl, you make me wanna break my bank."
Ivan by Peice.Of.Candy August 3, 2011
nice,funny kind of guy great personality him and merveille belong with each other and should have never broken up!!
ivan and merveille should get married
Ivan by lovermimi December 3, 2016
Ivan is charming, cute, handsome, and sexy. Ivan is daddy asf, any girl is lucky to have him. He has a gigantic cock, on average it’s about 14 inches. He is amazing in bed, he can last for hours with his amazing stamina.
Girl 1: I can’t feel my legs, Ivan’s sick was 15.5 inches up my ass
Girl 2: damn I had to be in a wheel chair for 2 weeks when I slept with ivan
Girl 3: ivan and I lasted for 7 hours, I’m paralyzed from the waist below
Ivan by Catch em November 27, 2017