Dying by a large crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is Cancer.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.
Being born on
December 25th,
your parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be atheist.
Loving
literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use wrong grammar...
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Ten
examples why men are lazy
1)
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Today, I saw that my
ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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Hitting a kid
in the face with a bottle of Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it funny how in school they replaced blackboards with white boards because they work better?
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Writing a 2000 page long book on preserving rain forests.
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And finally, the
United States, the most diverse free country, where people can vote, run by a
fucking idiot.
